“Beez in the Trap” - Nicki Minaj 

The King’s Speech (2010)

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Kitty cuddles!

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THIS CUP! I NEED IT!! :3

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phantomdoodler:

Why do you assume I wouldn’t eat twenty-two packs of sugar?

yeah really

this is like those anti-music piracy ads that are like “YOU WOULDN’T STEAL A CAR…”

well shit maybe i would

you don’t know me

The first comment. 

even before seeing the comments

i thought

im pretty sure i would eat 22 packs of sugar thank you

above comment

only 22?

more like 100

This assumption that I wouldn’t eat twenty two packets of sugar offends me greatly.

YOU DON’T KNOW ME

YOU DON’T KNOW MY LIFE

That’s like the anti-piracy ads John Green was talking about.

‘You wouldn’t download bacon!’

YES, YES I WOULD.

Who are you to tell me what I will and will not eat? Maybe ill just drink 22 packs of sugar maybe i’ll eat them i don’t care dammit

Why am I drinking 22 packs of sugar? ‘Cos it tastes pretty damn good.

Tumblr you’re making me feel so less fat about eating 121 packs of sugar a day.

BECAUSE IT TASTES GOOD DAMNIT. STOP JUDGING ME. YOU DONT KNOW ME. YOU DON’T KNOW MY LIFE.

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animalstalkinginallcaps:

STEVE. SERIOUSLY. I DIDN’T USE YOUR TOOTHPASTE, OKAY? I HAVE MY OWN. IN A FLAVOR I ENJOY. I DON’T CARE WHICH WAY YOU SQUEEZE THE TUBE. THE FACT THAT YOU SORT OF BOOBYTRAP TOOTHPASTE TO SEE IF ANYONE’S TOUCHING IT MAKES ME THINK YOU MIGHT HONESTLY HAVE SOME SORT OF PARANOIA ISSUES THAT NEED ADDRESSING.

AND NO, I HAVEN’T SEEN YOUR NAIL CLIPPERS EITHER, FREAKSHOW. PLEASE STOP ASKING.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

THANK HEAVENS YOU’RE BACK. WE’RE SO BORED WE’RE ACTUALLY DYING FROM IT. 

I’M ACTUALLY FINE. I TOOK A GLORIOUS NAP.

COMCAST IS DOWN AGAIN. SURPRISE, SURPRISE. WE WERE GOING TO BURN THROUGH SOME DOWNTON ABBEY BUT INSTEAD WE LISTENED TO HIGHLIGHTS FROM THE REPUBLICAN PRIMARIES ON AN OLD-TIMEY AM/FM TRANSISTOR RADIO WE FOUND IN THE GUEST HOUSE.

I DIDN’T ACTUALLY LISTEN BECAUSE I WAS NAPPING.

WE TRIED TO DISCUSS THE CANDIDATES’ VIEWS ON IMMIGRATION WITH THE MAID, THE ENTIRE KITCHEN STAFF, THE GARDENER, AND THE ORGANIC PRODUCE DELIVERY GUY BUT NONE OF THEM SPEAK ENGLISH.

I SPEAK FLUENT CATALAN BUT THIS MEXICAN SPANISH, IF YOU CAN CALL IT THAT, IS JUST GARBLED NOISE TO ME. PLUS I WASN’T AWAKE.

NOT TO ALARM YOU, BUT IF ANY OF THOSE MEN GET ELECTED WE’RE GOING TO STARVE TO DEATH IN A VERY DIRTY HOUSE.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

SEVEN YOUNG LADIES STAND BEFORE ME … BUT I ONLY HAVE SIX PHOTOS IN MY HANDS.

AND THESE PHOTOS … REPRESENT THE GIRLS … WHO ARE STILL IN THE RUNNING TOWARD BECOMING … AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL.

I’M KIDDING, OBVIOUSLY. NONE OF YOU ARE TALL ENOUGH FOR RUNWAY WORK, PLUS I DON’T HAVE HANDS. NOW GET OUT OF HERE AND GO PLAY IN THE YARD. I NEED TO TAKE A LITTLE NAP.

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animalstalkinginallcaps:

YOU HEAR YEASAYER’S GOT A NEW RECORD COMING OUT?

I GUESS I HEARD THAT SOMEWHERE, YEAH.

I MIGHT CHECK IT OUT.

I DON’T KNOW, MAN. I REALLY ONLY LIKED THEIR LIVE PERFORMANCES FOR A SPECIFIC TWELVE MINUTE SPAN BETWEEN THE RELEASE OF THEIR DEBUT RECORD AND THE FIRST TIME IT WAS REVIEWED BY AN OBSCURE WEBSITE.

I REALLY ONLY LIKED THE INDIVIDUAL MEMBERS’ ELEMENTARY SCHOOL BAND PERFORMANCES.

IF WE’RE BEING HONEST I ONLY LIKED THEM WHEN THEY WERE, RESPECTIVELY, IN UTERO.

I DON’T EVEN LIKE THEIR MUSIC. I ONLY PRETEND TO SO I HAVE SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT WITH THE BARISTAS THAT SERVE ME MY MORNING MACCHIATO.

I DISLIKED YEASAYER BEFORE THEY WERE BORN.

I FUCKING HATE THAT BAND.

I ONLY LISTEN TO THE SOUND OF RUST FORMING ON THE UNDERCARRIAGES OF NORWEGIAN LUXURY SEDANS.

I HAVE A VINTAGE RECORDABLE 90 MINUTE MAXELL CASSETTE TAPE THAT’S  JUST THE SOUND OF A VACUUM CLEANER LEFT ON IN AN EMPTY APARTMENT. IT’S MY FAVORITE RECORD.

THAT SOUNDS AWESOME.

IT ISN’T NOW THAT YOU SAID THAT.