scrolling through fitspo blogs while eating an entire sleeve of ritz crackers.@5 hours ago
(10:50:06pm)drshaggyphd:you name is *** eh?
(10:50:08pm)drshaggyphd:no fuckin shit
(10:50:37pm)sonicmesweetie:Yeah, ***. You can call me J though. ;]
(10:50:49pm)drshaggyphd:oh alright baby
(10:50:53pm)drshaggyphd:where you live?
(10:51:10pm)sonicmesweetie: ***. You?
(10:51:15pm)drshaggyphd:fuck if i know
(10:51:34pm)drshaggyphd:you got roomies or live alone?
(10:51:36pm)sonicmesweetie:Where you live? You don’t know where you live?
(10:51:50pm)drshaggyphd:well right now im just staying with some fellas, until i find a place ya kno
(10:52:26pm)drshaggyphd:i just got here j
(10:52:56pm)drshaggyphd:we should hang out
(10:52:59pm)drshaggyphd:mabye go ge tsoem drinks
(10:53:01pm)drshaggyphd:and soem pizza
(10:53:05pm)drshaggyphd:mabye go back to your spot
(10:53:08pm)drshaggyphd:what you think eh?
(10:53:20pm)drshaggyphd:these guys are too fuckin loud
(10:53:31pm)sonicmesweetie:No thanks. Have a great night though.
(10:53:39pm)drshaggyphd:why you fakin o me?
(10:54:03pm)sonicmesweetie:What? Is that English?
(10:55:14pm)drshaggyphd:i was born in jersey
(10:55:22pm)drshaggyphd:i dont speak nigger tho
(10:55:25pm)drshaggyphd:i fuckin hate niggers
(10:56:08pm)sonicmesweetie:Racist too? You’re a real gem.
(10:56:38pm)drshaggyphd:if you live in dc
(10:56:40pm)drshaggyphd:you’ll hate them too
(10:56:43pm)drshaggyphd:they do nothin but rob
(10:59:00pm)sonicmesweetie:I know a guy who lives in DC. He’s black. He makes a ton of money, has a private plane, a huge white house.
(10:59:10pm)sonicmesweetie:He’s known all over the world by name.
(10:59:22pm)sonicmesweetie:Can you guess?
(11:00:12pm)drshaggyphd:hes a faggt
(11:00:24pm)drshaggyphd:if you think obama is a good president youre mistaking
(11:00:27pm)drshaggyphd:look at the econ
(11:00:52pm)sonicmesweetie:Anddd you’re a homophobe!! Jesus Christ, it’s like evolution is moving backwards!
Also, I’m not your mother fucking baby!@6 hours ago with 1 note
Oooh, that links to his profile! Have at him, Tumblr!@6 hours ago with 1 note
why are “no-show” sock so popular???
why are you not supposed to show your socks? is there something inappropriate about them? i like socks, i like seeing other people’s socks.
also, “no-show” socks are fucking annoying; they always fall down and then i end up getting a blister on my heel. that’s what socks are there to prevent but noooo musn’t see any sock!
fuck it. i refuse to wear tiny pretend socks, i will wear regular socks that go to my ankles or crew socks or knee socks or over the knee socks or thigh highs or tights or leggings or pantyhose or toesocks or footie pajamas, but I HATE “NO-SHOW” SOCKS!!!!!@2 days ago with 1 note
Ain’t no friendship like a friendship where you’re either confused as siblings or gay lovers
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